Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Episode 55 Review

And here's to another terrible review by yours truly, Kiryu Kyosuke! *shot* I'm gonna try to avoid emotes this time, because blogger hates emotes and makes you have some html error if you use emotes. SCREW YOU BLOGGER. LOL. Anywayyyy. On with the fugly review!

"What will it be? What will it be?" - That one pink dragon with the big yellow eyes and stuff.
So the episode starts off with clips from the previous episode, episode 54.. Well, I'll review that some other day.
And then the awesome opening. x) Togirenai youni kienai youni~~
After the opening, Crow and Yusei reminisce about Yusei trying to save Kiryu back in ye olde Teame Satisfactione days.

ASDFGHJKL. Kiryu, I hate to break it to you, but you're delusional. ;A;

As you can see, Kiryu has clearly gone insane after becoming paranoid of losing control of Satellite.. And he wants to attack the Securities. By himself. Because Yusei, Crow, and Jack refuse to help. I mean, if I were there, I'd help him.. Even though he's clearly delusional and insane? YES. x3
Back on track.. Seems like the Securities have started attacking/bombing? the building. x:

EXTREMELY LAME. I cracked up when I saw this. XDD

@The above guy: You fail as a cop.
... Anyway, Team Satisfaction- holy crap- JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW. And they're running away, but..
F*** A DEAD END. ;A; Noooo Kiryuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..
Who knows HOW, but Kiryu ended up being separated from the rest of Team Satisfaction. x: So a Securities noob comes up and duels Kiryu. Kiryu somehow goes first, draws, and summons Vorse Raider.. or, uh, "Blood Vorse" in the Japanese version. o_o; ... Wait, was Vorse Raider's skin always green..? O_O;
And then the Securities noob insults Kiryu by calling him garbage. Clearly, he made me mad. But you know, he's gonna get killed soon ( By who? I'm not telling you. ). I mean, NOBODY insults Kiryu and gets away with it. 8D
The Securities noob summons Montage Dragon which kills Vorse Raider ( Kills.. did I use the correct word here.. XDD ) and the Securities noob tries to kill Kiryu or something, but Kiryu is SOOOO PRO and jumps on some rope or something and gets on the noob's D-Wheel. And then Yusei's desperate to get Kiryu to stop the D-Wheel. You know what Yusei, the Securities noob insulted Kiryu so he's gonna get what he deserves, mmkay? 8)
Kiryu and noob drive through a freakin' wall and they survive.. Oh wait, only Kiryu does. The noob died. 8D Yay!

This reminds me of some other anime that has nothing to do with 5DS..

Hmmmm... ( I know it's dark, and crap quality, but he's holding a baseball bat. )

Kiryu attempts to brutally murder the noob more just like the guy with the baseball bat. ( You can guess who the baseball bat guy is, right? XP Hint: Anime full of murders and psycho girls... ) But then..
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU YUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII...
Yusei just HAD to stop Kiryu. =A=; Geez, the noob deserves a beating, okay?!
Yusei left Crow and Jack to make sure the Securities don't get Kiryu, so he leaves and confronts the Securities by himself.. And tries to make them believe that he is the leader of Team Satisfaction, but... OH CRAP, THEY GOT KIRYU. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
... makes me remember the way they showed this scene in YGO 5DS WC2010 Reverse of Arcadia.. LOL. XDDD
Back on track, Kiryu gets captured and throw into a truck and wants to beat the f*** out of Yusei but the Securities shut the truck doors so Kiryu can't escape..
And then, ~END OF FLASHBACK~ and I'm starting to tear up now ;w;
Well, Yusei and Crow are trying to convince ( Dark Signer ) Kiryu that they were trying their best to help but apparently, according to Kiryu, they bent to the Securities' idiotic questioning. x:

"Say, do you know what fate waits those who have opposed Security?"
-Kiryu Kyosuke

OH GOD NO YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, NO JOKE.
Those Securities, th-they beat him up a lot in jail.. ;A; And lasered a mark onto his face, and.. ;___; Ugh I feel so bad for Kiryu... AND THEY EVEN TOOK HIS DECK AWAY. Cruel sons of... ;A; The Envoy of the Underworld ( Ccapac Apu? o.o ) speaks to Kiryu about stuff, and Kiryu becomes a Dark Signer because there is someone he wants to get revenge on, "and".. Oh dammit, the tears are flowing out of my eyes D: Well, uh, Kiryu continues with his turn and tributes Infernity Archfiend and Infernity Necromancer for Ccapac Apu~ Flashy cutscene is flashy and "kourin seyo! jibakushin kokapaku apu!" totally made my day. ^^ Ushio, Crow, Rua, and Ruka are scared s***less and Kiryu attacks directly with Ccapac Apu.. x3

OM NOM NOM

... Nice job, mood-breakers. =A=; Yusei starts to become afraid of Ccapac Apu but he'll defeat it for Kiryu's sake... =_=; Yeah let's see you try. ( Obviously he's gonna beat Ccapac Apu since he's the main character. ) Yusei activates a trap card which directs Ccapac Apu's attack to another target, and he selects Junk Warrior. Kiryu's like "WTF?" Yusei activates yet another trap card, which reduces the effect damage from Ccapac Apu's effect all the way down to 0. Then, Yusei summons Stardust Dragon because of the trap card's other effect... Kiryu ends his turn by setting a trap. Then, during the standby phase of Yusei's turn, Kiryu activates the trap card, which directs all attacks to Ccapac Apu. Yusei activates Speed Spell - Angel Baton which allows him to draw two cards and discard one. Yusei discards Stardust Xiaolong which comes back to the field because Stardust Dragon is on the field. Yusei sets a card and ends his turn. "ORE NO TUUUUUUUUUUURN~~~" I loooove how Kiryu said "Ore no turn" this time LOL. ^^ Yusei activates his trap during Kiryu's standby phase. The trap causes the battle damage inflicted to Yusei to only be able to be caused by battling with Stardust Dragon.

Ccapac Apu eats Stardust Dragons for dinner. :3

But Kiryu didn't read the fine print of Yusei's trap card and the other effect activates, which Yusei sends the trap card to the cemetery.. er, Graveyard, to negate Stardust Dragon's destruction. Kiryu activates a Trap Card to double Ccapac Apu's battle damage. x3 Yay~! *insert Yusei scream here* OLOLOLOL. xDDD But.. oh noes D: Kiryu's D-Wheel is like.. idk malfunctioning or something and he's getting close to the flames.. nooooooo ;A; Yusei sticks his hand out to try to save Kiryu and also says that he was wrong to think he was able to save Kiryu by himself..

"What the f***, man?"

ASDFGHJKL. KIRYU. YOUR PRICELESS EXPRESSION. I LOVE IT. X3
Kiryu's getting closer to the flames now.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! And then the other Signers' signs disappear and go to Yusei.. Yusei's turn: He summons Savior Dragon ( the pink thing I mentioned at the beginning of this review) , tunes his three monsters, and summons Savior Star Dragon. Savior Star Dragon negates Ccapac Apu's effect and copies Ccapac Apu's effect, and attacks Ccapac Apu.. Which kills Ccapac Apu and gets Kiryu's life points down to 0 and gets me crying so much now ;w; Kiryu's other wish when he became a Dark Signer was to play Team Satisfaction's last duel, "the one that never came true back then".

Kiryu, stop making that face. 8( I mean, it's cute, but it's making me cry ;A;

Extremely emotional moment as Kiryu turns into stone and fades away and Yusei vows to beat the other Dark Signers, and then YUSEI MANLY TEARS.
And yeah I ended up crying buckets. x.x

AWESOME TEAR-JERKING episode of course. x) I think I should stop crying every time I watch this episode, but I can't help it.. I really can't.. ;_____;