Sunday, March 6, 2011

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Episode 33 Review

My reaction to episode 33:
LOVED IT! <3

OMG first review asdfsdgdfgfdsga. So it's probably gonna be terrible and such. D:
T
ell me what I should improve on and such, okay? >w>
And sorry if this is a bit... idk, well.. It might be a bit... Kiryu-biased? ;w; Sorry I really really like Kiryu so.. D:
Lastly, I might be a bit repetitive because.. Well, I suck at writing/typing interesting sentences. ;w;

So, first thing's first..
Typical "Card of the Week" thingy at the beginn
ing of the episode.
Then random hippies saying stuff about disappearing Nazca lines, then Rex Godwin, and then Yusei and Crow talking and then..
Gasp! Mysterious super awesome guy! ;w;

Apparently some very awesome guy called Kiryu Kyosuke. >w> And Yusei and Crow seem to know him. Hmm.. ( Yeah actually I've watched this episode a million times so I know how they know Kiryu. )
"So you're alive"? What exactly happened? D8 ( .. Look, I'm just trying to be dramatic here. ;
w; )
OMG HEY A NAZCA LINE.

So it was Kiryu's fault for making the Nazca lines disappear huh?! D< *shot* Anyway after some shocked expressions and stuff, Kiryu's like, "Let's duel!" and then laughs.. SDFAGASDGFASDFA I love his laughter. Anyway, cue the opening.. Wow, what a weird timing for the opening to start. o.o; Alright, so after the awesomely awesome opening, Yusei's like "WHAT'S THIS??" .. What? O_O; That's a weird way of threatening others..

Oh geez, Kiryu, I don't think ANYONE uses 'bowels' to threaten people nowadays. Actually, I'm not sure if anyone has EVER threatened someone using 'bowels' in a sentence..
Well, anyway, seems like Kiryu's 'birthmark' is real unlike the fake one Yusei saw on some UNIMPORTANT dude in an earlier episode.
... Wait, so Yusei vs Kiryu.. is part of a battle 5000 years ago?! oAo;
So, Crow, on his D-Wheel, gets over there to check out the situation, but he's like "WTF?"
Same with Rally, Blitz, and them. Same "WTF?" reaction.
And the civilians. "WTF?" reaction again.
Then, cue to Carly, Jack, and Mikage on board a helicopter.
Yeah, probably.

Oh boy, take the helicopter lower? What is it that Jack wants to see? ( ... TRYING. TO. BE. DRAMATIC. )
And then HOLY CRAP JACK AND CROW KNOW EACH OTHER?! ( ... again, just trying to be dramatic.. ;w; )
And Jack still wants to lower the heli more. BUT IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. According to Mikage and the pilot, at least.. But Jack's all like "IDC. JUST LOWER IT." And then Kiryu's saying stuff about how he can never forgive them for what they did to him.. What did they ever do to you, Kiryu?
... Oh, I see. No wonder why you hate Yusei.

DON'T WORRY, KIRYU. I'LL ALWAYS BE ON YOUR SIDE~ >w>
Turns out the four of them used to be in a group, and used to be good friends.
And then Crow flashbacks to him losing a duel against some fugly guys...
... who beat him up because he might be bluffing about his friends coming to save him. (Well, it was just the fat guy who beat him up. )
... pure genius. Okay, so he WASN'T bluffing.

Team Satisfaction, huh? Niiiiice team name. (Sarcasm. Unless Kiryu made up the team name. )
SUDDENLY, AN EXPLOSION. WTF BOOM. XD
... Okay, random dudes whose eyes are glowing yellow.. ( I'm sure the middle guy's the best.)

And one of the fugly guys turn the lights off. Probably cuz he's scared of Team Satisfaction.
Well, also because Team Satisfaction jumped away like NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. owo;
Yusei forces the fugly guy who turned the lights off to a duel, Jack gives Crow another Duel Disk who proceeds to duel the fugly fatty, and then Jack duels some other fugly guy.
AND THEN OMG KIRYU, ASDGFSAGASGDHASG >/////////< ... Uh, what I meant to say is that Kiryu forced the last fugly guy to duel with him. "Satisfy me" huh? Niiiiice catchphrase.. it's a bit.. well, it does have another meaning.. ;w; And then, the two intermissions of doom, also known as Mood-Ruiners. D<
... Kiryu, I love your colouring. <3

But then, the flashback ends and Dark Signer Kiryu is... well, laughing. AGAIN. >w>
On a side-note, Kiryu looks soooo cooooool in his Team Satisfaction outfit.

I guess I'll let Jack explain everything now >w>
"Back then, in Satellite, duel-starved Duel Gangs formed here and there, with each controlling their own zone. Back then, if we hadn't met Kiryu, we might have been crushed by Satellite, which had no way out, and turned into real garbage. To us, he was literally our saviour."

-Jack Atlas
... on another side-note, Kiryu sure is pale. >//////>
So, the second flashback ends and.. well, Kiryu seems pretty pissed, talking about his rage. D:
Yusei wants to know why Kiryu is a Dark Signer, but Kiryu just responds by laughing.. ADSFSADSGSDFA his laughter is music to my ears~
Kiryu explains about Speed World 2 and apparently damage that you take from monsters/effects will actually be.. real. Like, it'll actually hurt you.
Let's Duel! (Gotta love Kiryu's psycho expression.. )
So.. let the duel begin!
With Jack and Crow spectating.
I dunno how, but Kiryu goes first and summons Infernity Beast.
He also sets a card and ends his turn.
Yusei's turn: He summons Speed Warrior and attacks Infernity Beast (Speed Warrior's ATK Points are doubled during the Battle Phase of this turn), but Kiryu activates Depth Amulet. I'll let Kiryu explain the effect, cuz I'm too lazy to type it in my own words since I DID memorize the effect.. XD
"At the cost of one card in my hand, it negates an opposing monster's attack!"

-Kiryu Kyosuke
... But, Kiryu-sama, you forgot to mention that it only stays on the field for 3 of your Opponent's End Phases.. ;w;
Well, Kiryu laughs AGAIN ( for the.. what, 5th time? xD ) and can see through Yusei's deck because it hasn't changed at all. Wow. Genius. >w>
Yusei ends his turn by setting two cards.
OH BOY CG'd MOTORCYCLES AND FLAMES. xDD
... Excuse me? Infernity DEMON? I believe it's Infernity ARCHFIEND.

Kiryu's turn: He summons Infernity Archfiend and attacks Max Warrior with Infernity Beast. Like I said earlier, the damage is real so Yusei gets burned by Infernity Beast's fire and.. lol @ Kiryu laughing.
"Dance, Yusei! Dance the dance of death!"

-Kiryu Kyosuke

How sadistic. But Kiryu's cool like that, mmkay? >w> Kiryu's turn ends with Infernity Archfiend
attacking Yusei directly.
INFERNITY DERP

"Die and go to hell, Yusei!"

-Kiryu Kyosuke

Anyway, the episode ends with Kiryu laughing sadistically.. and then CUE CREDITS.

All in all, I'd say I loved this episode.
Mostly because of Kiryu, of course.
And the "also because of" is because of the opening (Last Train ~Atarashii Asa~ by knotlamp)
... Well, I guess that's all..
TERRIBLE AND HIDEOUS for a first review, amirite? D8

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