Okay.

I'm going to summarize what I think of Seishun Forget: Awesome. 9/10 Actual review coming your way once I decide I don't feel lazy. Which is, of course, if you know me, infrequent. Sorry. You may slap me.

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Episode 78 Review

After episode 78, I'll review 108, 109, and then 110. I'm kinda waiting for 108 to finish downloading right now.. so I thought "Hey, why should I sit here waiting when I can review 78?!" So... yeah. xP

Anyway, the episode begins with some sinister music, Skiel, and supercute!Lucciano laughing. XD Lucciano taunts Leo and Luna to go after him. xP Meanwhile, the screen shifts to Jose and Placido watching the duel, with Placido calling Lucciano "full of himself".. D: AW PLACIDO Y U SO MEAN ;A; But Jose says that all kids are like that.. xD Leo says something about how Yusei told him about "union monster"... and Luna receives warnings from Kuribon and Regulus.. AND OH GOD TERRIBLE LIPSYNC. D8 Yusei and Jack are driving to somewhere as Yusei feels pain in his arm, where his sign is. He wonders if something happened to Luna. Both Crow and Aki catch up to Yusei and Jack. And then, uh, cue the opening.. *skips* The screen shifts back to Lucciano laughing and taunting the twins. Leo sets one card face down, and ends his turn. Lucciano's turn now.

This was totally not an excuse to post a picture of Lucciano.

You know, I just had a huge wall of text up there, so, uh, I kinda suppose I had to put up a picture... I mean, of course it didn't have to be about Lucciano, but it's not my fault he's so cute! Anyway, Lucciano activates the trap card Trap Stun, which negates the effects of all other trap cards during this turn. So Lucciano gets Skiel to attack Leo directly. YEAH 2200 POINTS OF DAMAGE RIGHT THERE! XD ... which leaves Leo with 1800 life points. And then Lucciano is being all sadistic and stuff, while being cute. Awwww... ;////////; Lucciano sets down one card and ends his turn. Luna's turn. She summons Sunlight Unicorn and activates Spore's effect from her Graveyard. Spore is special summoned to Luna's field by removing Weed from her graveyard. Spore gains levels from Weed, which makes Spore a level 3 monster. Luna tunes Spore and Sunlight Unicorn to summon Ancient Fairy Dragon.

OH HAI PURASHIDO I C UR SPYIN ON DAT RUCHIANO KID

Yeah, I know, it's just his face! But I can't resist Placido's face. x3 Well, um, Luna special summons Fairy Archer due to Ancient Fairy Dragon's effect. And uh... I don't know how to explain Fairy Archer's effect so I'll just let Luna explain it..

"Fairy Archer can inflict damage equal to the number of Light attribute monsters on my field times 400 once during each of my turns!"

-Luna

And there you have it, folks. ._. Lucciano gets hit by Fairy Archer's arrow but he didn't feel anything since he doesn't feel pain easily, apparently.. ( PLACIDO, DO YOU TORTURE THIS POOR KID EVERY DAY?! Jkjk.. ) Luna places two cards face down and ends her turn. And then suddenly, the screen changes to Yusei, Jack, Crow, and Aki on a nearby lane viewing the duel. The group is talking about how there are possible more Machine Emperors, but then Yusei notices the twins and calls out to them. It's Lucciano's turn now, as he uses Skiel's effect to absorb Ancient Fairy Dragon.

all ur ancient fairy dragon are belong to lucciano

Lucciano does some trick and Leo sees Lucciano's eye, which makes Leo realize that Lucciano was the kid that transferred into his school the other day. Leo tells Luna since she didn't realize it... and Lucciano activates Skiel's effect, which makes Skiel gain attack points equal to Ancient Fairy Dragon's, which raises Skiel's attack to 4300. And then Lucciano activates the Speed Spell Summon Close from his hand, which, since he has 4 or more spell counters, his opponents cannot summon for this turn. So Lucciano attacks Leo directly. Unfortunately, Luna activates Tinkle Ball, a trap card. It negates an opponent's attack by taking damage equal to half of the monster's attack points.. So Luna is now down to 350 Life Points. Lucciano sets a card face down, and ends his turn. Leo's turn. He starts off by summoning Deformer Scopen, which due to its special effect, allows Leo to summon Deformer Radiocassen. Leo tunes the two monsters together, allowing him to Synchro Summon Power Tool Dragon.

I HATE DEM SYNCHROS!

AND THEN SUDDENLY, MOOD-BREAKERS! Leo activates the Speed Spell Summon Speeder, which allows him to special summon a level 4 or lower monster from his hand because he has at least 4 speed counters. So, Leo special summons Deformer Cleaner. Using Deformer Cleaner's effect, Leo equips Skiel to Deformer Cleaner. Lucciano activates the trap Ghost Convert ( I think it has a different name in English.. not sure .A. ). Um, I guess I'll let Lucciano explain this..

"When a monster on my field is chosen as the target of an effect, I can change the target to a monster in my Graveyard!"
-Lucciano

Lucciano insults Luna and Leo by saying that their level of thinking is low and will never defeat him like that. Leo sets a card face down and ends his turn. Lucciano's turn. Leo activates the trap Power Break during Lucciano's Standby Phase, which allows Leo to return all equipped and absorbed cards to the deck since he has Power Tool Dragon.

Having your Placido "WHAT?!" moments, eh, Lucciano? xD

Leo's card inflicts 500 points of damage to Lucciano for every card returned, which brings Lucciano's Life Points down to 2200, the same attack points that Skiel now has. Lucciano gets pissed and tells Luna and Leo that he'll beat them so badly they'll regret pissing him off. You go, cute psychotic sadist, you~! x3 Lucciano, using Speed World 2's effect, draws one extra card from his deck. Then, he activates his trap card, Skiel A3. He sends a "Skiel Attack" monster from his field to the graveyard, which allows him to Special Summon Skiel Attack 3 from his hand, raising Skiel's attack to 2400. Lucciano proceeds to tribute Skiel Attack 3 to summon Skiel Attack 5, further raising Skiel's attack points to 2600. Lucciano activates Skiel Attack 5's effect, which allows him to attack Leo directly. And Leo is out of the duel! HYAHAHAHAHA! XD

Oh sh-...!

An oh sh...! from Lucciano as well!

Even oh sh...!'s from Jose and Placido!

.. because the Crimson Dragon appeared! The Crimson Dragon saves Leo and disappears shortly after. The duel continues with Lucciano vowing to tear Luna apart ( I would love to see that! ). Lucciano sets one card face down and ends his turn. Luna's turn begins with Luna summoning Regulus. Luna activates the trap card Ancient Sunshine, which, because Regulus is on her field, she removes Ancient Fairy Dragon from play and would inflict 2100 points of damage to Lucciano, but he activates the trap card Infinity Force. Because Lucciano has Machine Emperor Skiel ∞ which has ∞ in its name, the damage inflicted to his life points become 0 and he destroys every monster on Luna's field. And then Lucciano laughs! YAYAYAY! Lucciano's turn, and he uses Skiel to attack Luna directly.

WTF IS GOING ON?!

The Monsters from the Spirit World appear, trying to shield Luna from the attack. But Luna still takes the attack anyway. YEAHHHH LG JUST GOT PWNED HYAHAHAHAHA!!! Even though she lost the duel, she's still up, though. ._.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

Awww Lucciano's still pissed D: Well, Lucciano gets away... Since he's pissed and all ;w; After that, Luna and Leo go to where Lucciano's mansion was supposed to be, but it seems to have disappeared. Luna and Leo go to ask Bob about Lucciano, but for some reason Bob doesn't remember who Lucciano is. The other four Signers say stuff about how they have tough opponents.. and Yusei is thinking to himself that he has to quickly master Accel Synchro.

And that's it, folks! Um... yeah.
I thought this episode was cute. I mean, with Lucciano everywhere... Awwww... ;/////; WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CUTE ;/////; and EEEEEE PLACIDO SO COOOOOOLLLLL!!! X3
... Erm, you know, I'm really happy that Lucciano beat Leo and Luna~ I forgot that happened ._. since it's been forever since I watched this episode... XD
Well, I'll be back soon with a review of episode 108! 'w'

Until then!,
~ Kiryu Kyosuke

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Episode 77 Review

And I'm back for more lame reviewing!
Lately I've been into Tales of Symphonia and Advance Wars but I'm a 5DS fan forever!
This episode, episode 77, contains a lot of Lucciano/Lester. So... Yeah! More biased stuff again. xD

The beginning of this episode has Yusei dueling Aki... Okay I obviously forgot what happened between episodes 64 and 86. Wow, Aki just got PWNed by Yusei's Junk Archer... She only has like 1300 or so life points left. I'm too lazy to rewind because I don't like/care about either of them. Oh wait, it seems like Yusei is teaching Aki how to Turbo Duel. And then Ruka and Rua are watching. Wait, which one's Luna and which one's Leo? I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RUKA AND RUA, NAME-WISE. ._. I'll refer to them as Leo and Luna. Cuz I can. So Leo says that he wants to try a Riding Duel/Turbo Duel and Luna trolls him and is like "LOLOLOLOL"

Luna the troll. Good job Leo! Ignore that troll!

And then Leo wishes that he gets to duel Yusei one day in a Riding Duel. Yeah, in your dreams, kid. *rolls eyes* In the meantime Imma skip the opening. I dun liek it. This episode is called "Here Comes! The Super Elite Transfer Student!" ... WHERE DID "SUPER CUTE" GO?! DX And then.. AFASDGSGASG EEEEEEPPPPPP YLIASTER AWW LUCCIANO YOU'RE SO CUTE!!! Um, well, it appears that they were watching Yusei and Aki's duel... but Lucciano was bored. HOW CUTE! X3 And then Jose is talking about the WRGP and how they'll obtain the ultimate power and stuff.. and then EEEEPPPPP!!!!! PLACIDO SO COOOLLLLLLL butts in and reminds him of the existence of the Crimson Dragon. Way to ruin Daddy Jose's dreams. *shot* xD But super cute Lucciano doesn't get it so Placido tells him that he's going to defeat Yusei and take Stardust Dragon. But Lucciano doubts that Placido will defeat Yusei. And then Lucciano makes this super cute giggle. Awwww! X3 Placido's like "WHAT? -__-" and suddenly, a stone tablet drops from the sky! Turns out it's Lucciano's. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! X3

Placido's reaction to Lucciano's stone tablet. "Hmph."

Aw... Placido y u no liek Lucciano ;A; And then the stone tablet lands and... back to Yusei and Aki. BOOOOOOOO!!! Well, actually, it's Yusei, Aki, Crow, Leo, and Luna. They're talking about the 'meteorite' that just crashed. So they decide to go check it out. But the Securities are blocking the way and- OMG ARE THOSE THE HIPPIES FROM THE DARK SIGNER ARC?! HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THEIR EXISTENCE!! But yeah the hippies tell Crow that the Securities already arrived so Crow facepalms. ( EPIC OMG. ) And then Yusei has a bad feeling about the current situation.. And it's the next day in Leo and Luna's school and-

AWWWW! LUCCIANO! Y-YOU'RE SOOOOO CUTE!!! X3

Take note that I normally hate kids, but.. Aw... Lucciano is just TOO CUTE! X3 AHHHH HIS VOICE AFASDFDSAFA SO CUTE!!!! OMFG SOME KIDS JUST SAID HE'S CUTE. X'D I AGREE WITH YOU KDIS. x3 HE IS SO CUTE ISN'T HE?! OMFG!!! X3 And then he makes some SUPER SUPER CUTE SMILE AGH OMG I WISH I COULD HUG HIM!!! X3 Luna blushe- YOU SON OF A B**** HE'S MINE OKAY YOU GOT THAT LITTLE GIRL. HE'S. MINE. NOW GTFO PLZ :'D ( no, I don't claim him to be mine and mine only, but the point is: LUNA.. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM LUCCIANO. ) And then Leo has a bad feeling about Lucciano. D: Apparently Lucciano has won some Juvenile.. Grand.. Prix.. Tournament... thing. AMAZING, LUCCIANO!! X3 I think that stupid Luna fell in love with him. B*tch. I'm soooo on Leo's side. -__- With the annoyed expression and all. UGH. Luna SICKENS me. And then Lucciano pwns Leo. Ah Lucciano you're SO amazing! x3

Oh, stop it Lucciano! You're making me blush! =/////=

SORRY I REALLY CAN'T RESIST HIS CUTENESS! X3 And uh.. hold on, QuickTime Player just died on me. ._. Okay, it works again. So anyway Luna and Bob are dueling and Lucciano kinda.. makes this squinty face. Aw, maybe he's nearsighted... D: But I think he'd look adorable with glasses. x3 And Lucciano goes up to Luna after her duel with Bob and he's pissed that she didn't beat Bob in less than a minute. I think his expectations of Signers are too high, but oh well. XD Lucciano is still pissed that Luna is probably hiding her Signer abilities in school. And then Luna's telling Yusei about how great Lucciano is. Yeah, you do that, but STOP OBSESSING OVER HIM -__- THAT'S MY JOB. And yeah of course he's cool. Well actually, more like cute. And Leo's all like "Aren't you overdoing it a bit?" ( as in all the praise for Lucciano ) ... Yeah, you go, Leo! Go teach your sister a lesson =A= And the next day at school, Lucciano is acting like a goody two shoes again but he tells Luna he wants to invite her over to his house after school ( gee Lucciano, you seem like some suspicious evil murderer xD ) and Leo's all like "NO!" Yeahhh Leo! XD So Leo drags Luna away. YES!

CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

After making that face he's all like "Tch =A=" How cute. :3 Leo's teacher asks Leo to stay after school for something, and then as she walks away it turns out to be Lucciano's disguise. OMFG LUCCIANO YOU'RE AMAZING LOL XD But aw... why'd you have to ruin Leo's plan.. ;A; Well, epicly enough, Lucciano arrives in a LIMO OMFG. xD And then Lucciano oh-so-innocently asks Luna to come over to his house to play with him. Who couldn't refuse? Of course, since Lucciano's evil he's obviously plotting her demise. : D And then Leo is staying after school but his teacher is like GO HOME. So he's like, "WTF?!"

OMFG.. Leo always has the funniest expressions.. xD

Cue to Luna and Lucciano arriving at Lucciano's mansion. Aw, Lucciano's a rich kid. X3 And then butler!Placido... OMFG. XD IDK WHY BUT SEEING PLACIDO LIKE THAT.. OMFG. XDDD HYAHAHAHHA!! And he's like "Welcome home, master" to Lucciano... oh god that suggests things.. no wait, I'm just thinking wrong. Now, if only Lucciano were a girl.. then it'd be really cute. But Placido's voice in that weird butler disguise.. HYAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD And then the screen suddenly shifts to Leo running. So he makes it to Lucciano's house, pissed and all.. Leo epicly climbs the gate as Placido is watch- PLACIDO WHY ARE YOU WATCHING KIDS WTF. But anyway Leo is snooping around as he hears Luna's voice and sees Lucciano on his epic skateboard. Aww, Lucciano... x3 SUDDENLY, MOOD-BREAKERS! Haven't seen THOSE for awhile. o.o;

This reminds me of some weird MAD video that isn't that Placido MAD from the Ep 107 review.

And then he jumps into the air again~ He's soooo cute. x3 He decides to give Luna the skateboard as a present ( aww... why not keep it for yourself? Oh wait, of course. He has to act as a goody-goody. ) and OMG LOLOL He's like "Boku kara no puresento da" xDD Tag Force 5... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. XD Ahem. Lucciano tells Luna he's giving her the skateboard because he wants to Turbo Duel with her. And then Leo runs away.

Placido saw that, Leo...

Luna is failing at riding the board and Lucciano is just saying "Yeah go go go" and stuff like that. Man, he's good at pretending! oAo And then Placido and Lucciano have a little talk about Leo and OMG LUCCIANO'S SADISTIC GIGGLE! YAY! X3 And, aww! Turns out Lucciano doesn't really hate Placido that much. He apologized for making Placido be a butler. o: Lucciano, you're so cuuuuute~ x3 Apparently Leo went back to tell Yusei and Jack about the Duel Board thingy.. yeah. Well it seems like Leo is just pissed at Lucciano because Lucciano is cocky. .A. Lucciano drops Luna off after awhile and Luna asks if Leo can come along next time. And Lucciano's like, "Of course. I'll welcome him." with a suspicious smirk on his face. How cute! x3 In the meantime Yusei created a Duel Board for Leo. And.. OH GOD. NO! N-NOT THAT MUSIC... NOOOOOOO "Nani kara nani kara?" NOOOOOOOOOOO BAD MEMORIES OF THOSE SFSDGFASFSA ;A; Luna ended up sleeping by herself at home because Leo was over at Yusei's all night. Leo tested his Duel Board the next morning. And then he ended up tripping. And imagining Lucciano lulzing at him.

*trolltrolltroll*

Leo gets up and keeps practicing no matter how much times he falls. Wow.. he must really hate Lucciano. Which makes me feel bad for Lucciano cuz, you know, haters be hatin'... ;A; and then Leo finds Luna watching him practice. Luna knows that Leo wants to beat Lucciano, so she decided to practice with Leo. And then they're both obnoxiously laughing. And- DUN DUN DUN! SOMEONE WAS WATCHING!

EEEEEEEEEEEE LUCCIANO X3 Wtf how do they NOT recognize him..

Lucciano challenged Luna to a duel, but Leo butts in and makes it a 2 v 1 duel. You go, LUCCIANO~! Kick their sorry little asses! X3 Luna is confused and has no idea what to do but Leo says that he'll help her for sure and reminds her of the time when they beat Demak. HOLY CRAP, DEMAK? I THOUGHT EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT HIM! Well, anyway, Lucciano lets Luna go first. Luna summons some bird crap which I do remember, I just forgot its name... and then it's Lucciano's turn. ( His "boku no turn"s are so cute. x3 ) Lucciano summons Absurd Stealer. Its effect makes that bird crap's attack to 0 and Absurd Stealer's attack becomes the defence points of the bird crap, which is 1500. So Lucciano, of course, attacks Luna's bird crap and inflicts 1500 points of damage to her life points. Luna is sent flying by the attack and Regulus saves her.

Saying that with a smile on your face? You adorable sadist, you! X3

Through the bird crap's effect, Luna summons two Plant-type Tuners from her deck, Weed and Spore. ( AWWW SPORE! x3 ) Lucciano sets three cards and ends his turn. Leo's turn. He summons Deformer Chakkan which attacks Absurd Stealer. But Lucciano activates a trap card, Excess Summon, which returns Absurd Stealer to his hand to Special Summon a monster with lower ATK to his side of the field in attack position. Of course, he summons Sky Core. And of course I saw that coming, since I play Tag Force 5 too much. Lucciano activates Torrential Tribute, which destroys all monsters on the field when a monster is summoned. And since Sky Core was destroyed by a monster effect, Lucciano gets to summon Machine Emperor Skiel ∞, Skiel Top, Skiel Attack, Skiel Guard, and Skiel Carrier from his hand, deck, or graveyard. Lucciano activates Skiel's effect, but the episode ends... Aw. D:

And that's the last line from Lucciano in this episode. ;A;

So what did I think of this episode?
Um... Lucciano was... absolutely adorable~!
And Luna was really really annoying, and Leo... I GAINED SOME RESPECT FOR HIM. SERIOUSLY.
... SORRY IF THE REVIEW LACKS HUMOUR OTL It's just, you know, my own thoughts and, yeah...

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Episode 107 Review

Kiryu Y U SKIP TO 107? Y U REVIEW NON KIRYU EP, KIRYU? is probably what you're gonna ask me right now... xD Okay, truth is, over the past few weeks, I've also started to obsess over Placido/Primo and Lucciano/Lester. ♥♥♥ STFU I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE. =( Anyway, I'mma wait for my ep 107 to finish downloading and then I'll start posting pictures and stuff.

So first, we see Yusei and some bomb thingy. And the thingy hits Yusei and he loses some life points. AND HOLY CRAP A BUNCHA GHOSTS BE ATTACKIN' YUSEI. Then we see Bruno on some other lane, and he wants to help Yusei, but he doesn't know what to do. But suddenly, -SPOILER!- tells Bruno to remember his task. Bruno jumps off the lane WITH his D-Wheel and goes to some... beachy place thingy.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

... yeah, basically, Bruno jumps off his D-Wheel and soars through the air. And then backflips and lands and calls for his real D-Wheel, Delta Eagle, which comes out of the water. WTF. o.o; Then, back to Yusei, who is being chased by the Ghosts. Suddenly, Bruno transforms into -SPOILER!- The Ghosts try to kill Yusei but Bruno comes in to save Yusei's ass from destruction by destroying all the Ghosts' monsters. And on top of some building, *gasp* NO IT'S NOT KIRYU. GEEZ. IT'S PLACIDO~~~ ♥ OHMYGOSH~~ But he jumps off the building.

... why's everyone free-falling all of a sudden? xD

Placido lands on his D-Wheel.. No, nothing funky happening yet. And then cue the boring opening which pales a lot in comparison to Last Train ~Atarashii Asa~. *skips the opening.* And we're back with Yusei and Bruno speeding to get away from the Ghosts. But instead of the Ghosts.. *blushblush* IT'S PLACIDO~~~~~ ♥

FFFFFFF- Placido~ ♥

... Forgot to warn you in advance.. This may be Placido-biased, like my previous reviews were Kiryu-biased. ♥ Anyway, Placido wants to crush Yusei with his Machine Emperor, and Yusei suspects that he is the one controlling the Ghosts. Placido doesn't really say a yes or no, just "What if I am?" and states that his reasons are something that humans cannot comprehend. But Yusei's like "WHAT DID YOU SAY??!! D8" and Placido is just gonna beat him personally. Yusei's like "SH*T! My remaining Life is only.. If I accept the duel now.." Luckily for Yusei, Bruno is an ass and hits Placido. *ragerage* B*TCH Y U DO DAT TO PLACIDO-SAMA. Bruno tells Yusei that he must learn to Accel Synchro to win and explains stuff about Accel Synchro. AND HOLY CRAP RUDGER GODWIN. MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT GUY SINCE FOREVER LOL. The ability of a person's heart to control the Momentum is called "Clear Mind" which Yusei much acquire. However, Yusei doubts himself and Bruno just tells him that the method is already within Yusei. And then everything turns all weird and stuff. Yusei figures out that he can't find the method because he's scared of Machine Emperor Wisel ∞ . Suddenly, everything is disappearing *gasp*! Yusei sees something, but then it cues back to~ Placido~~~~ And back to Yusei. |:

GASP! It's -SPOILER!-

And that dragon is Clear Mind's requirement, which can only be seen through speed. Suddenly, a stone tablet falls from the sky and into somewhere. And- OMG, I HAVE TO SCREENCAP THIS.

LOVE THE SUBS. Love you too, Placi- *shotshotshot* Geez, I was just kidding ;w;

Yusei suddenly disappeared off to nowhere. Bruno says that Yusei entered an alternate possibility... huh, okay then. So he duels Placido instead, who remembers Bruno from some time ago. We enter some flashback where Placido and Bruno are driving at some lane near that beachy place I mentioned earlier and they say stuff and- HYAHAHAHA OMG-

Stop it, you hilarious subs. x'D

Bruno was gonna show Placido an Accel Synchro, but then Placido almost ran over a cat, so Bruno hit him and in return, Bruno drove off a cliff... Misty-style. x'D Of course, Placido survived. Back to present time, Placido thought Bruno died that time, and now he's questioning Bruno. Bruno, however, does not give his name to Placido.

*blushblush* Quite the Kiryu, aren't ya, Placido? ♥

And then, suddenly, THE MOOD-RUINERS. I haven't seen them in awhile... =.=; We cue to seeing Yusei in the middle of nowhere, where the stone tablet is. Jose and Lucciano are spazzing about Yusei getting a tablet- OHMAN, LUCCIANO IS SOOOOOO CUTE. ♥ Lucciano is being all angry and stuff, but OH MAN HE IS ADORABLEEEEEE ♥ Yusei approaches the stone tablet, and touches it. And then some bright white light appears. o: And Yusei is now in some weird place full of cards, but he enters some black space soon. Then- HEY LOOK, IT'S -SPOILER!- o: -SPOILER!- tells Yusei that he obtained an alternate possibility, which is a blank Synchro card. -SPOILER!- says that it is Clear Mind's requirement. Yusei and -SPOILER!- exchange some words together, and -SPOILER!- runs off. Yusei tries to run after him, but ends up back in the middle of nowhere. ABOUT GODDAMN TIME! Cue back to Placido's duel. Placido goes first and CHEATS BY SUMMONING WISE CORE IN DEFENSE MODE WITHOUT SETTING IT FIRST. DX

A monster I've seen too much in Tag Force 5.

Placido sets down a card and ends his turn. Bruno thinks Placido is trying to lure him to destroy Wise Core by a card effect so Placido can summon Machine Emperor Wisel ∞ . Placido's visor shines and makes him look super super cool. *///////* Okay, I did NOT need to type that but... *blushblush* Erm, anyway, it's Bruno's turn. He special summons Tech Genus Striker because his opponent has a monster on the field and Bruno does not. Then, he special summons Tech Genus Werewolf which was special summoned because a level 4 or lower monster was special summoned to his side of the field. He tunes his two monsters to Synchro summon Tech Genus Power Gladiator.

Agreed, bro.

WAIT, WHAT ARE LUCCIANO'S SKIEL CARDS DOING IN PLACIDO'S HAND? You're gonna make the poor kid angry, Placido! D: But... it's cute when Lucciano's mad... *blushblush* Erm. Anyway. Bruno summons Tech Genus Rush Rhino. Bruno uses Tech Genus Rush Rhino to attack Wise Core, but... oh god, here it comes, something I've seen so many times.. Placido uses the trap card Twin Vortex to destroy one Machine-type monster ( Wise Core ) on his side to destroy Tech Genus Power Gladiator. Bruno draws one card due to the effect of Tech Genus Power Gladiator. And then Placido summons Machine Emperor Wisel ∞ , Wisel Top, Wisel Attack, Wisel Guard, and Wisel Carrier. ( HOLY CRAP I GOT THE ORDER RIGHT BEFORE WATCHING THE SUBS. ) Bruno sets down two cards and ends his turn. Placido's turn.

GO PLACIDO GO!

Wisel destroys Rush Rhino, and Bruno loses some Life Points. Rush Rhino's effect activates, which allows Bruno to add another Rush Rhino to his hand. Placido sets down two cards and ends his turn. Bruno's turn: He summons Tech Genus Cyber Magician and activates its effect. When he Synchro Summons using Cyber Magician, he can Synchro the required monster(s) from his hand. Therefore, he Synchro Summons Tech Genus Wonder Magician. And he activates the trap Double Type Rescue, which lets him special summon a monster from his Graveyard because he has at least 2 types of monsters ( Wonder Magician has two types ) on his field and he has less monsters than Placido. Suddenly, the Ghosts are back! Placido makes an epic laugh and disrupts Bruno's Accel Synchro because Battle Royale mode is still active. The Ghosts manage to wipe out Bruno's field.

YOU TELL THEM, PLACIDO-SAMA! ♥

But, suddenly, YUSEI! *rage* OMG, time for me to lulz because this part is gonna remind me of a certain MAD video...

FFFFF PLACIDO/SUBS. xD

And then Lucciano butts in and- LOL I REMEMBER HIM SAYING THAT FROM THE MAD. Well, Lucciano tells Placido that Yusei has received God's will as well.

Uh oh, here we go! xD

Jose tells Placido to retreat, but Placido rages and thinks Jose is saying he'll lose. Placido hits the screen and severs communications with Jose and Lucciano. And then says that he doesn't care what kind of power Yusei gets. "ORE NI WA KANKIN NAI!" *shot for fail spelling.* And then his mechanical eye thingy glows like in the MAD.. He takes out his sword while epic music is playing, and puts his sword in some slot in his D-Wheel. And then Placido is glowing and stuff... o.o; Placido jumps into the air and merges with his D-Wheel.

"UAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" *remembers that from the MAD..*

Yusei and Bruno are like "WTF?!" while the screen shows Placido looks as se- er, cool as ever. o//////o And Placido challenged Yusei to a duel. "DUERU DA!" ... *thinks of Kiryu: DUERU DA! Heh.. hahahha.. hehehhahahahah.. HYAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!* .... Ahem. Oh... well, that's the end of this episode.

VERY AMAZING EPISODE WITH LOADS OF PLACIDOSERVICE. ♥ Also with some cute Lucciano being cute. And me laughing like crazy at the end of this episode because I fondly remember the scenes they used for the MAD.. "ORE NI WA KANKIN NAI NAI NAI" *shot for fail spelling and MAD reference*

Cya all next time for another one of Kiryu's fail reviews~

Yumekui Merry 10 Review

Alright folks,here is the actual thing. Because I feel sorry for trolling all of you. (Not.)

 The episode starts off randomly... as Yumeji decides to see if Isana is posessed by a dream demon by doing his trademark....

BACTERIA? I THINK NOT.

 ...so he sees purple bacteria thingies, which mean she is. So he goes all Higurashi for a bit,with Merry looking at him in the distance,all concerned like the caring girlfriend she is.

Then cue the opening.

Hey look,IOSYS combined with plenty of navel action. (Just like a certain Dark Signer...)

As the episode starts, we see Kawanami running somewhere while being reminded of Mr.I-Forgot-His-Name-But-Laughs-Like-Kalin. Eventually, she stops and gets transported to the Dream World just like that. How convenient. We then meet some Sherlock Holmes-mecha styled dream demon ripoff (Leon to be precise-Kawanami is his vessel) who talks about a sacrifice...Isana,to be exact. But,Kawanami, being the tsundere-about-her-friendship-with-Isana, doesn't like it one bit.Meanwhile,Yumeji is lying down on his bed,thinking about childhood events and how "Isana shouldn't have gotten involved" and all that. He later gets his lazy ass off the bed, and into Isana's room. They talk about her paintings and what not, and Isana recalls that the night before,he was "all riled up" in his room,so she was about to check up on him when...

 

Male periods. Dads just know.

Her dad stopped her from going in,basically. She asks why he was so angry, and he explains under the false pretense that "I was just playing games" when actually,it was because he didn't want her involved in all this Dream World $#!&. She buys it anyways,as Merry (my wife) comes in with milk tea omnomnom, and admires Isana's painting.SUDDENLY,RANDOM CANS FALLING ON THE FLOOR SCENE WITH KAWANAMI. She starts reminiscing about the past while staring at (depressing D:)scenery. Her parents died when she was only a child, so it explains a lot about why she is so emotionally troubled and quiet. (inb4emo) It was rumored that her parents had a huge debt (inb4hayaterefrencehereandhowtheyshouldleaveherwiththedebt). Flashback scene:she travels (randomly and of course, conveniently) to the Dream World AGAIN,but this time showing how she became his vessel. She decides to warn Yumeji about the peril Isana is about to be in,as she is Isana's friend,and what do you know.

*insert raunchy fanservice scene here as she changes before warning Yumeji*

<3<3<3 :D

AHEM. ANYWAYS.

Before she leaves,Leon asks where she is going and she lies and says,"taking a walk".

Now back to Yumeji and co, as he is in the Dream World talking with a friendly demon,Engi and her (willing) vassal, Yui about saving Isana.

Attacked by chainsaw-armed transvestite zombies? Wicked.

Kawanami arrives at the cafe,just as a random scene between Takateru and Saki ensues.

I won't really go into detail about this scene,as they aren't major characters,but in a nutshell:

-They talk about Takateru's haiku/senryuu,and soon enough,Saki tsundere moment:

So thats how it is? Falling in love with an unimportant,ugly character instead of Yumeji? >:(

-Takateru explains his reason for making haiku/senryuu - its because of his imouto. 

Now we take to the Dream World...again.But this time, we see two random victims,about to be pwnt by Heracles,who IMHO has abs to rival that of even the most manly, buff people.Sadly, Heracles envelops those two in flames. Of hell. (*cough* *cough* inside joke)Which also almost killed his detestable servant, Landsbourough.He makes it out alive,unfortunately, and reports to Heracles about Yumeji and Co., calling them cowards...yet? -_-

Oh the irony

Landsbourough freaks out...like a coward after hearing Mistilteinn's name,probably because of the fact Mistilteinn is a psycho girl,who kills even her own teammates,as seen in Episode 9.

 Back to the Yumeji and Kawanami scene- Kawanami is warning Yumeji,which makes him reasonably distressed as she leaves. He runs after her like a guy who just got dumped to ask if she is their ally or not. She just walks away. (AKA DUMPED LOLOLOL.)

All of this is happening...as Mr.I-Forgot-His-Name-But-Laughs-Like-Kalin is randomly eating ramen at an unknown restaurant. And at this scene,it's pretty evident by now that Mr.I-Forgot-His-Name-But-Laughs-Like-Kalin is Mistillteinn's vessel; her shadow can be clearly seen against the walls.In the Tachibana house, Yumeji and Merry are admiring Isana's paintings once again,as Isana suggests to Merry that they take a bath together (sorry Yumeji,some other time.)

Correct response: "well then I'll peek tommorow...baby"

Finally, Yumeji is left alone in Isana's room,as he promises to himself to protect Isana no matter what. Awww,isn't that cuuuuute. And then the credits.

Coincidentally..the ending is made by IOSYS...with navel action. YET AGAIN.

CLOSING THOUGHTS:
Episode Rating: 8/10
-Needs more Merry x Yumeji >:(
-Major cliffhangers. I mean come on, I believe the anime is only 13 episodes, get on with kicking Heracles @$$!...unless J.C Staff makes another season,just like Index. But make the 2nd season airing quick,and not like Index.
+ Character development
+ Plot development
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EDIT: It seems,as I have confirmed,that the anime plot differs from the manga plot significantly.  ._.
(And my wife Kawanami is an anime-only original character.)

Yumekui Merry 10 Review

... :D (expect the real review coming soon)

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5DS Episode 55 Review

And here's to another terrible review by yours truly, Kiryu Kyosuke! *shot* I'm gonna try to avoid emotes this time, because blogger hates emotes and makes you have some html error if you use emotes. SCREW YOU BLOGGER. LOL. Anywayyyy. On with the fugly review!

"What will it be? What will it be?" - That one pink dragon with the big yellow eyes and stuff.
So the episode starts off with clips from the previous episode, episode 54.. Well, I'll review that some other day.
And then the awesome opening. x) Togirenai youni kienai youni~~
After the opening, Crow and Yusei reminisce about Yusei trying to save Kiryu back in ye olde Teame Satisfactione days.

ASDFGHJKL. Kiryu, I hate to break it to you, but you're delusional. ;A;

As you can see, Kiryu has clearly gone insane after becoming paranoid of losing control of Satellite.. And he wants to attack the Securities. By himself. Because Yusei, Crow, and Jack refuse to help. I mean, if I were there, I'd help him.. Even though he's clearly delusional and insane? YES. x3
Back on track.. Seems like the Securities have started attacking/bombing? the building. x:

EXTREMELY LAME. I cracked up when I saw this. XDD

@The above guy: You fail as a cop.
... Anyway, Team Satisfaction- holy crap- JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW. And they're running away, but..
F*** A DEAD END. ;A; Noooo Kiryuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..
Who knows HOW, but Kiryu ended up being separated from the rest of Team Satisfaction. x: So a Securities noob comes up and duels Kiryu. Kiryu somehow goes first, draws, and summons Vorse Raider.. or, uh, "Blood Vorse" in the Japanese version. o_o; ... Wait, was Vorse Raider's skin always green..? O_O;
And then the Securities noob insults Kiryu by calling him garbage. Clearly, he made me mad. But you know, he's gonna get killed soon ( By who? I'm not telling you. ). I mean, NOBODY insults Kiryu and gets away with it. 8D
The Securities noob summons Montage Dragon which kills Vorse Raider ( Kills.. did I use the correct word here.. XDD ) and the Securities noob tries to kill Kiryu or something, but Kiryu is SOOOO PRO and jumps on some rope or something and gets on the noob's D-Wheel. And then Yusei's desperate to get Kiryu to stop the D-Wheel. You know what Yusei, the Securities noob insulted Kiryu so he's gonna get what he deserves, mmkay? 8)
Kiryu and noob drive through a freakin' wall and they survive.. Oh wait, only Kiryu does. The noob died. 8D Yay!

This reminds me of some other anime that has nothing to do with 5DS..

Hmmmm... ( I know it's dark, and crap quality, but he's holding a baseball bat. )

Kiryu attempts to brutally murder the noob more just like the guy with the baseball bat. ( You can guess who the baseball bat guy is, right? XP Hint: Anime full of murders and psycho girls... ) But then..
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU YUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII...
Yusei just HAD to stop Kiryu. =A=; Geez, the noob deserves a beating, okay?!
Yusei left Crow and Jack to make sure the Securities don't get Kiryu, so he leaves and confronts the Securities by himself.. And tries to make them believe that he is the leader of Team Satisfaction, but... OH CRAP, THEY GOT KIRYU. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
... makes me remember the way they showed this scene in YGO 5DS WC2010 Reverse of Arcadia.. LOL. XDDD
Back on track, Kiryu gets captured and throw into a truck and wants to beat the f*** out of Yusei but the Securities shut the truck doors so Kiryu can't escape..
And then, ~END OF FLASHBACK~ and I'm starting to tear up now ;w;
Well, Yusei and Crow are trying to convince ( Dark Signer ) Kiryu that they were trying their best to help but apparently, according to Kiryu, they bent to the Securities' idiotic questioning. x:

"Say, do you know what fate waits those who have opposed Security?"
-Kiryu Kyosuke

OH GOD NO YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, NO JOKE.
Those Securities, th-they beat him up a lot in jail.. ;A; And lasered a mark onto his face, and.. ;___; Ugh I feel so bad for Kiryu... AND THEY EVEN TOOK HIS DECK AWAY. Cruel sons of... ;A; The Envoy of the Underworld ( Ccapac Apu? o.o ) speaks to Kiryu about stuff, and Kiryu becomes a Dark Signer because there is someone he wants to get revenge on, "and".. Oh dammit, the tears are flowing out of my eyes D: Well, uh, Kiryu continues with his turn and tributes Infernity Archfiend and Infernity Necromancer for Ccapac Apu~ Flashy cutscene is flashy and "kourin seyo! jibakushin kokapaku apu!" totally made my day. ^^ Ushio, Crow, Rua, and Ruka are scared s***less and Kiryu attacks directly with Ccapac Apu.. x3

OM NOM NOM

... Nice job, mood-breakers. =A=; Yusei starts to become afraid of Ccapac Apu but he'll defeat it for Kiryu's sake... =_=; Yeah let's see you try. ( Obviously he's gonna beat Ccapac Apu since he's the main character. ) Yusei activates a trap card which directs Ccapac Apu's attack to another target, and he selects Junk Warrior. Kiryu's like "WTF?" Yusei activates yet another trap card, which reduces the effect damage from Ccapac Apu's effect all the way down to 0. Then, Yusei summons Stardust Dragon because of the trap card's other effect... Kiryu ends his turn by setting a trap. Then, during the standby phase of Yusei's turn, Kiryu activates the trap card, which directs all attacks to Ccapac Apu. Yusei activates Speed Spell - Angel Baton which allows him to draw two cards and discard one. Yusei discards Stardust Xiaolong which comes back to the field because Stardust Dragon is on the field. Yusei sets a card and ends his turn. "ORE NO TUUUUUUUUUUURN~~~" I loooove how Kiryu said "Ore no turn" this time LOL. ^^ Yusei activates his trap during Kiryu's standby phase. The trap causes the battle damage inflicted to Yusei to only be able to be caused by battling with Stardust Dragon.

Ccapac Apu eats Stardust Dragons for dinner. :3

But Kiryu didn't read the fine print of Yusei's trap card and the other effect activates, which Yusei sends the trap card to the cemetery.. er, Graveyard, to negate Stardust Dragon's destruction. Kiryu activates a Trap Card to double Ccapac Apu's battle damage. x3 Yay~! *insert Yusei scream here* OLOLOLOL. xDDD But.. oh noes D: Kiryu's D-Wheel is like.. idk malfunctioning or something and he's getting close to the flames.. nooooooo ;A; Yusei sticks his hand out to try to save Kiryu and also says that he was wrong to think he was able to save Kiryu by himself..

"What the f***, man?"

ASDFGHJKL. KIRYU. YOUR PRICELESS EXPRESSION. I LOVE IT. X3
Kiryu's getting closer to the flames now.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! And then the other Signers' signs disappear and go to Yusei.. Yusei's turn: He summons Savior Dragon ( the pink thing I mentioned at the beginning of this review) , tunes his three monsters, and summons Savior Star Dragon. Savior Star Dragon negates Ccapac Apu's effect and copies Ccapac Apu's effect, and attacks Ccapac Apu.. Which kills Ccapac Apu and gets Kiryu's life points down to 0 and gets me crying so much now ;w; Kiryu's other wish when he became a Dark Signer was to play Team Satisfaction's last duel, "the one that never came true back then".

Kiryu, stop making that face. 8( I mean, it's cute, but it's making me cry ;A;

Extremely emotional moment as Kiryu turns into stone and fades away and Yusei vows to beat the other Dark Signers, and then YUSEI MANLY TEARS.
And yeah I ended up crying buckets. x.x

AWESOME TEAR-JERKING episode of course. x) I think I should stop crying every time I watch this episode, but I can't help it.. I really can't.. ;_____;